Be Grateful You’re an American!
UPDATE: Dead Terrorist counter now has a page with a dump from the database! Hit “more” at the bottom of the post.
It still keeps track of all the terrorist asshats that have assumed room temperature since al-Zarqawi was turned into a true splodytard (June 7, 2006). Here is General Caldwell’s Dog and Pony show about the joyous event.
<?php include_once(’t_kills.php’); ?>
The numbers are extracted from a MySQL database which I update with any news/release info found on the various DoD web sites. I know darned well there are more “kills” than are reported to the public but this is what I can find by searching various DoD sites.
Feed me links if you don’t see them in the table! GunnNutt - @ - sempergratus.com.
<?php include_once(”t_kills3.php”); ?>
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Tribes. "I am not a wolf. I have never harmed a person in my life. But I am not a sheep, either. I know these forces are out there, and wishing it were not so will not only not make them go away – it will rob me of my chance to kick their ass when they show up."
— Bill Whittle










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July 10th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
WOO HOO!!! My first smile of the day;) Thanks GN.
July 10th, 2006 at 5:28 pm
I aim to please, SK!
July 10th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Hey, GN!
Great counter!!
Sadly, I did not coin the word splodeytard, as much as I would like to take credit.
I saw it at Misha’s place, the Anti-Idiotarin Rotweiller.
Don’t know if that’s the genesis of it, but it’s where I got it.
Thanks for stopping by, BTW.
You know you are always welcome…
July 10th, 2006 at 10:57 pm
Thanks jimmyb! I know I saw it (splodytard) on your site first and it sounded like a jimmybism - you da man!
July 14th, 2006 at 12:12 am
Is there an html code we can use to put this on our sidebar?
July 14th, 2006 at 9:52 am
Russ - I’m still working on that part. I think I need to learn Javascript…
July 15th, 2006 at 8:18 am
Well, if you have the numbers linked to a MySQL database, you should be able to use some html code from other things that do the same action. Maybe do a google search for self-updating webforms or something. My hunch (I’m kind of new to this) is that an html code similar to a blogroll will work. Just an idea. But you’d probably have to know how to plug in the mysql code to work properly. Here’s some html code for the terrorist act counter distributed by religion of peace.com:
See if that helps you.
July 15th, 2006 at 8:19 am
[script language="JAVASCRIPT1.1" src="http://www.terror-alert.com/alert/status.jsc?id=1">
August 28th, 2006 at 3:25 am
You people are sick.
How many dead civilians?
How many innocent?
children
August 28th, 2006 at 9:37 am
Yes Seth, how many innocent people have these evil, sick, whacked out terrorists killed? How many more do YOU want to see die?