Semper Gratus!

Lee Bollinger, Columbia University President, just sucker-punched the hell out of Achmeduchybag. Turn on any AM radio talk show and you’ll hear about it.

Bollinger levied repeated criticisms against Achmeduchybag, calling on him to answer a series of challenges about his leadership, blasting his views about the “myth” of the Holocaust “absurd” and saying that he doubted he “will have the intellectual courage to answer these questions.”

“Mr. President, you exhibit all the signs of a petty and cruel dictator,” Bollinger said, to loud applause. He said Achmeduchybag’s denial of the Holocaust might fool the illiterate and ignorant.

“When you come to a place like this it makes you simply ridiculous,” Bollinger said. “The truth is that the Holocaust is the most documented event in human history.”

Dear Dr. Bollinger,
From the bottom of my heart: OOOOO FREAKIN’ RAH!