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January 19, 2007

Friday Funny

by @ 2:30 pm. Filed under teh Funny

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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is named after a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” she asks, “will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?”

Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then says, “No, I don’t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”

Osama Bin Laden,” she says.

“Why Osama Bin Laden?”, her father asks in shock.

“Well,” she says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he’d love everyone a lot. And then he’d start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.”

Her father’s heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. “Melissa, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard.”

“I know,” Melissa says, “and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines can kill the sonofabitch.”

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14 Responses to “Friday Funny”

  1. The Conservative Manifesto Says:

    Semper kill terrorists!

  2. fmragtops Says:

    Okay, at first I thought that was gonna be some kind of sappy dose of syrup. Forgive me for doubting.

  3. Sssteve Says:

    That was good!! Have a great weekend!

  4. billf Says:

    You know, it might just work, but it’d have to be disguised as an Italian girl.

  5. Karen I. Says:

    Out of the mouths of babes!

  6. linda Says:

    Good one, GN!

  7. Agnieszka O. Says:


  8. jim b Says:

    And I hope they kill him with a K-Bar so they can experience the pure joy of his warm blood on their hands.

    Semper Fi

  9. Sammy D Says:

    Yup thought you’d been sucked in by the “why can’t we all get along” crowd LOL

  10. Mary*Ann Says:

    GN would never be sucked in by *that* crowd!!

  11. SK Says:

    I never doubted you for a minute GN! What a great story, kids, Marines, and killing the bad guys. The only thing missing to make it truly beautiful, is a puppy 🙂

  12. brat Says:


  13. Tracy Says:

    Oh my goodness, that is hilarious!!

    ~Tracy (Tanker Brothers)

  14. tacobell Says:

    This is classic!!!

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