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August 24, 2006

BREAKING NEWS: Pluto Demoted!!!

by @ 11:07 am. Filed under teh Funny

Walt Disney is rolling over in his grave right now. It has been determined that his adorable pooch is in actuality a – *gasp* – DWARF PLANET!


This is undoubtedly the work of some AP or CNN stringer reporting “live” from Uranus. Bah!

Uranus is also a very funny word!

23 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: Pluto Demoted!!!”

  1. Mrs. Diva Says:

    “Pluto is dead,” said Caltech researcher Mike Brown”

    NOOOOOOOO! Next thing you know it’ll be Goofy!!

    BTW, you’re really easily amused eh? Uranus *snicker*

  2. Donna, Los Osos, CA Says:

    OK..I’ve gotta know..What led you to that article in the first place? And, it do believe the politically correct term is “size-challenged planet”.

  3. GunnNutt Says:

    Mrs. D – Easily amused? Don’t tell me you can say “Uranus” with a straight face!

    Donna – Heard it on the radio and just Googled “Pluto”. The term “dwarf” is really shocking! I thought they wanted to be called “little planets”…

  4. Karen I Says:

    Just as important, why did Jupiter need 50,000 Trojans?
    (I couldn’t help it, two of you said “Uranus”-possibly outloud,too.

  5. Agnieszka O. Says:

    Or “size impaired”.
    You want funny? Try to say “Uranus” with a Polish accent…

  6. Karen I Says:

    Things are creepy at Samantha West’s.You gotta go see.

  7. K Says:

    Perhaps we should rename Uranus- Pluto. That would solve both problems. It’s going to be fun trying to explain why Pluto is no longer a planet to me students.

  8. Samantha West Says:

    Karen I.
    I hope you mean the article on “chipping” our troops and not me! (grin!!!)


  9. Karen I. Says:


  10. Mrs. Diva Says:

    I just saw a comment at another blog in regard to this post and it cracked me up! “Well scientists have finally proven that size really does matter!”

  11. Karen I. Says:


  12. Mrs. Diva Says:

    You slow today? Did you read the link about Pluto? PLANET size Karen:)

  13. Bridget Says:

    Good one Mrs. Diva!
    Oh and Taco let slip that MAJOR congrats are in order for “Capt” B.

  14. Karen I. Says:

    I thought I was the only who went to GN’s link since noone said anything about the 50,000 Trojans.Now we’ll have 2 Majors!

  15. Karen I. Says:

    Major B…..W.W. is really going to be encouraged now!

  16. Karen I. Says:

    P.S. Pluto demoted; Capt. B promoted!

  17. Mrs. Diva Says:

    Ladies!! I didn’t post this because I didn’t have B’s permission but wait on the congrats! Email GN for details…and yes I got them from the Capt.

  18. GunnNutt Says:

    That’ll teach me to oversleep! Mrs. Diva had the scoop all along but had the good sense and grace to keep it quiet until Major Pain announced it himself. Looks like he did it last night at the Bell’s house.


  19. Mrs. Diva Says:

    Hey GN!! I just left B a comment. Figured I might as well since Taco blabbed:)

  20. GunnNutt Says:

    I beat ya to it. Although now he’s officially been christened “Major Pain”? I like it!

  21. Mrs. Diva Says:

    If that name isn’t fitting for him I can’t imagine what is:)

  22. Agnieszka O. Says:

    gn – it looks like you still working on these photos…:-)

  23. billf Says:

    Gee girls, how many times can you one up each other.Gn should get the last jab ’cause it’s her blog anyway.

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