Semper Gratus!

My newest favorite word

by GunnNutt @ 9:09 pm. Filed under teh Funny

Befuckled

I first saw it here over at Capt. Z’s and laughed myself silly. (Google the word and Chuck comes up first on the list!)

Then Sgt. Allen uses it when describing a fat obnoxious beotch and I start laughing all over again.

From Urban Dictionary:

Befuckled

1. Commonly used in military HQ’s, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.

Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.

That LT has no clue about that; He’s pretty much befuckled.

2. Befuckled. So intensely shocked at someone’s actions that you just think “What the fuck?”

I am befuckled that he actually thought she wouldn’t find out

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17 Responses to “My newest favorite word”

Mrs. Diva Says:
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:33 pm
I LOVE that word. Saw it over at Chuck’s too and about lost it:)
Karen I Says:
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:27 pm
Learning is a life-long process, thank God.
armywifetoddlermom Says:
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:42 pm
Excellent, I am sure my readers are sick of the plain old word itslef…I will certainly borrow this…

Thanks…
GunnNutt Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 8:09 am
I hope no one is too awful offended by this post. Looking at it in the morning, it might not be quite as funny.
What the heck!
SammyD Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 8:31 am
No no it’s lol funny GunnNutt. I ran right upstairs to tell my husband about it and we spent a half hour doing our own little Jeff Foxworthy-style comedy using Befuckled in sentences. I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agnieszka O. Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 9:48 am
I better NOT use it in the front of my 6 y/o
GN - you just need more coffee to cheer up LOL
GunnNutt Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 10:37 am
OK, 4 cups of coffee and it’s really funny again!!!
SammyD Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 11:10 am
Yes I’m befuckled as to why you would have even questioned the laugh meter on this one.

FYI gonna be “gone” for while. You church ladies keep the flames fanned.

Can you imagine WW’s reaction when B gets promoted to Major??? I think he will self destruct in over-the-top-madness. Personally I think “he” is either a she or a very sexually screwed up he - call me politically incorrect, but there have been several specific phrases “he” has used that I don’t think a man would EVER use. OK Don’t know why I got off on a WW tangent ‘cuz “It” isn’t worth a speck of anyone’s time.

Take care y’all
GunnNutt Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 11:18 am
SammyD - Have fun, where ever you’re going! Do you have inside info on the Captain’s promotion???

I hereby declare that WW may be made fun of on this site. If he/she/it actually shows up though… BOMBS AWAY!
LilToni Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 11:36 am
Aww hell! Send it in as a submission to Reader’s Digest’s “Expanding Your Word Power”
Befuckled, indeed.
Its funny!
Mrs. Diva Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 11:48 am
GN you have mail.
SammyD Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 12:25 pm
Nope no inside info. Mrs. D mentioned Major awhile ago.
Gotta run. Take care!
Bridget Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Well that WW fellow has had me befuckled…trying to remember who he reminded me of…finally came to me when he spouted off about “dead soldiers”…his initials aren’t WW…they are PP…Phred Phelps…that’s the vile snake he reminds me off.
(Actually think he’s a very bored lonely person who likes to stir things up to get a response…and it works!…don’t feed rodents and they go away!)

Mrs. Diva…definitely think we need a “western” gathering!
GunnNutt Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
LilToni - oooo, do you think they’d take it?

Bridget - I think you’ve got something there. Phasshat Phelps is just the type to flail around spouting hate on milblogs.
Agnieszka O. Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Gosh, I just drunk my 6th cup of coffee and suddenly I feel down. Time to cheer up and have the 7th one!
On the second thought - maybe I should chew a bit on my dry mushrooms lol
SammyD went to play golf today to benefit AnyS. Good luck to her!!!
Cheryl Friend Says:
August 25th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Befuckled…that just might replace Clusterfuck. Thanks for the vocabulary lesson!
billf Says:
November 5th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
A befuckled major promotable clusterfucking.