Semper Gratus!

Befuckled

I first saw it here over at Capt. Z’s and laughed myself silly. (Google the word and Chuck comes up first on the list!)

Then Sgt. Allen uses it when describing a fat obnoxious beotch and I start laughing all over again.

From Urban Dictionary:

Befuckled

• 1. Commonly used in military HQ’s, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
• 2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.
a. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.
b. That LT has no clue about that; He’s pretty much befuckled.

• 2. Befuckled. So intensely shocked at someone’s actions that you just think “What the fuck?”
I am befuckled that he actually thought she wouldn’t find out