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Crap!!! I missed reporting on Master Gunner’s horrific ordeal kicking off yesterday’s Fast-o-Ramma to punk the Sheehag.
Don’t let this be the last thing the Tanker Brothers see as they succumb to starvation.
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Check out today’s coverage as Cav Tanker risks the slings and arrows of outrageous hunger to keep the commie-Pinkos from eating up all the MSM bandwidth.
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July 10th, 2006 at 10:09 am
LOL!
Horrific Ordeal, indeed!
There was no Corona to be found!
Thanks for the support, Wingman!
July 10th, 2006 at 10:56 am
Fast-o-ramma!? I thought it was Feast-o-ramma! I’ve been outdoing myself at the stovetop trying to picture myself eating yummy food right in from of the She-Hag…which is enough to ensure I don’t overeat. Ewwww.
July 10th, 2006 at 11:43 am
Don’t you just love his picture! Can’t help but love those guys..not a phoney bone in their body!
Mediahorning for Dummies…haha!
Yeah troops! This fast for you!
Donna
July 10th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Horrific ordeal? HE HAD BEER! I’m in uniform today! I can’t drink until 1700! Mike Gulf had an easy day!
July 10th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
MG – I don’t know how you managed. It was worse than I imagined. NO CORONA?!?!? Oh, the humanity!
Cowboy – “Fast”/”Feast” You’re pretty close!
Donna – That’s a catchy slogan for the campaign – “Hey Sheehag! This fast’s for you!” I can’t help myself from adding “BEOTCH!” to the end of it…
Cav Tanker – Now that’s going waaaaayyy too far! Don’t the Geneva Conventions cover abuses like that? I’m callin’ the ACLU! I’m writing to Kofi! I demand a recount!!! I … er, um… need some lunch.
July 10th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
I am in the process of trying to round up some t-shirts for this fabulous event.
Cross your fingers I can git ‘r done b/c all the profits from them will go to Soldiers’ Angels!
July 10th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Thanks for taking the lead on the “T”s, Melinda!
July 11th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
GunnNutt:
No Corona. I don’t know how I survived. I can imagine how Cindy Sheehan must feel without her juice drinks.
July 11th, 2006 at 11:05 pm
MG – You’ve definitely gone above and beyond the call of duty. Hopefully the lack of Corona was just a supply problem (*get new friends*) that will be fixed before your next turn to fast!
As for Cindy’s beverage of choice, I always imagined she “drank the koolaid”