Bush to Create Largest Marine Sanctuary
Jun 15 2006
By JOHN HEILPRINAssociated Press WriterWASHINGTON
President Bush is creating a vast new marine sanctuary Thursday, extending stronger federal protections to the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands and its endangered monk seals, nesting green sea turtles and other rare species.
Well, crap! When I saw this headline I immediately thought Bush was creating some kind of “No Sliming” zone for the USMC.
*sigh*….And now for something completely different (LANGUAGE ALERT!)
- Albatross Woman: Albatross!
- Man with hat: Uh, what flavor is it?
- Albatross Woman: Well, it is an albatross, isn’t it? There’s no bloody flavor! Albatross!
- Man with hat: There’s gotta be some flavor, I mean everything’s got a flavor…
- Albatross Woman: All right, all right! It’s bloody albatross flavor! Bleedin’ seabird, bleedin’ flavor! Albatross!
- Man with hat: Do you get wafers with it?
- Albatross Woman: Of course you don’t have fucking wafers with it, you cunt! It’s a fucking albatross, I mean…
- Graham Chapman: Stop that! Stop that! It’s filthy! Hold on! Right now, we need you! The one in the black, we need you for another skit on stage. And you, get off! You’re not even a proper woman!
- Albatross Woman: Don’t you oppress me, mate!
- Graham Chapman: What are you trying to do? Avoid registration or something?
- Albatross Woman: Bleedin’ sexist!
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June 15th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
I think my favorite skits are “I’d like to Buy an Argument” and “Fish license” (I don’t know if that is their official names). My little brother used to walk around the house reciting them.
Take care. Good luck tomorrow!
Donna
June 15th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Okay, either I am to YOUNG for these or I am clueless! probably clueless. What is that all about.
June 15th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Ohhh Monty Python! Gotcha!
June 15th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Donna - My big brother still recites “Albatross”!
Sssteve - You are younger than me but everyone should be exposed to Monty Python by age 2. Good thing you caught on before I had to smack you
June 15th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
“It’s just a flesh wound”
S/F
Taco
June 15th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
That header is a fraud!! Damn, I thought the same thing you did. lol Maybe it’s just me but if I get to choose between a monk seal or a MARINE…..nuf said;)
June 15th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Taco gets it!
SK - “Great minds” and all that
June 17th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Sssteve is older than me, and I know Monty Python, there fore age is most certainly not a factor. My favorite is the one about “been around the block a few times” etc.
June 17th, 2006 at 8:40 pm
Gotta love the Python!
Did that say Bush was expanding government?
I wish he’d stand up for our troops being falsely accused left and right.
Sorry, I’m just distressed…
August 14th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Wizzo Chocolate Factory, Ministery of the Silly Walk,”The Lumber Jack Song”, Bruces Down Under, you can catch it all on “Monty Python Live at the
Hollywoon Bowl”, now piss off!!!!!
November 5th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
Bridgekeeper: What is the mean air velocity of of a sparrow?
Chapman: African or European?
Bridgekeeper: I don’t know…aaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeee
God I love Python!!!!!!