Bush to Create Largest Marine Sanctuary
Jun 15 2006
By JOHN HEILPRINAssociated Press WriterWASHINGTON
President Bush is creating a vast new marine sanctuary Thursday, extending stronger federal protections to the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands and its endangered monk seals, nesting green sea turtles and other rare species.
Well, crap! When I saw this headline I immediately thought Bush was creating some kind of “No Sliming” zone for the USMC.
*sigh*….And now for something completely different (LANGUAGE ALERT!)
- Albatross Woman: Albatross!
- Man with hat: Uh, what flavor is it?
- Albatross Woman: Well, it is an albatross, isn’t it? There’s no bloody flavor! Albatross!
- Man with hat: There’s gotta be some flavor, I mean everything’s got a flavor…
- Albatross Woman: All right, all right! It’s bloody albatross flavor! Bleedin’ seabird, bleedin’ flavor! Albatross!
- Man with hat: Do you get wafers with it?
- Albatross Woman: Of course you don’t have fucking wafers with it, you cunt! It’s a fucking albatross, I mean…
- Graham Chapman: Stop that! Stop that! It’s filthy! Hold on! Right now, we need you! The one in the black, we need you for another skit on stage. And you, get off! You’re not even a proper woman!
- Albatross Woman: Don’t you oppress me, mate!
- Graham Chapman: What are you trying to do? Avoid registration or something?
- Albatross Woman: Bleedin’ sexist!
